I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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