Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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