i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
My ass is underappreciated
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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