My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Randomize
