; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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