Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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