Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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