Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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