She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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