This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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