I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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