I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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