her vagine was all disorganized.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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