I can feel you judging me through the phone.
there was a trapeze. enough said
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
