i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
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