Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Im part way to drunk.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Randomize
