it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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