i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
