He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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