I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Randomize
