Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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