Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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