apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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