he told me I talked like a deaf person
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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