Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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