I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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