Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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