Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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