So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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