The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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