i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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