So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
