I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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