..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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