just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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