Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
How naked do you want me to be?
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