gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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