You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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