I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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