Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
MIDGETS
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Randomize
