I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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