3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Randomize
