Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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