I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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