You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
