Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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