No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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