what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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