More tranny stories later!
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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