So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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