I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
