its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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