We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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