aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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