He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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